My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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