Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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