I bet he comes in French.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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