My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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