Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
