What a fucking waste of an outfit
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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