We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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