If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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