Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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