theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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