Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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