Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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