At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
birth control should be required to get into college
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
