dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
