and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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