yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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