so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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