i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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