This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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