They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You are a genius and a whore.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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