just tell him i said nine months
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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