I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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