Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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