I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i out mim tonsoeep
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