is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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