You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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