Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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