Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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