I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm really busy with my period
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