you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
