Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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