Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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