Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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