He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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