David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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