Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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