When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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