You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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