i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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