wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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