My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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