i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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