whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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