it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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