I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
