these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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