Nicole vs. Life
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i now understand why vodka
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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