some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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