from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
