Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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